so,

[divanation]

when you ash in yer budveiser whilst
watching retail tv (csi: miami, coz i heart david caruso coz he's a talentless arse)
and you proceed to swig off of said can,
does that make you:

a) frugal
b) high-falutin' drunk
c) aspiring frat-fuck
d) you just need a chaser for your maker's

i'm just saying...

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[jumbotrash]

it makes you...
e) all of the above. oh yeah, and rad.

[divanation]

hell to tha yes, homie!
i knew *you'd* understand.

i drove through colfax a month ago
on way 'cross cuntry,
and i gave you a biggun of a shout-out.
(moi swigged some gran spumante
and honked my horn for a good six miles.
funny, coz when i beep my horn, it
actually -sounds- like "raaay raaay.")

how was yer summer mister?
rayray+lumber = truest love?

[jumbotrash]

lumber is all right. it's just temp until i can get enough scratch up to open up a hot dog shop here in colfax. you should have stopped in and saw little ray-ray! your horn i right for sayin my name, that makes you horn smarter than all other horns. :).