Hi ( Read more... )

haven't gone gyming in a month ( Read more... )

humble humble humble (repeat);
take two daily, or as many as needed.

i masturbate like, if i keep doing it, i'll win something.

please cease in feeling me up ( Read more... )

i have a date w/ myself in five minutes.
me and myself are going to cry on our date.

we're going to mourn and bitch and shake out the shit and pick ourselves up and be ok.

now, what to wear...

got an email from my oldest friend the other day ( Read more... )

- >>> the cone of silence <<- saturday nites were made for p-y-impin'. (or cuddling on the futon watching british mysteries in your pj's. either way ( Read more... )

i'll be home in a week!
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!

am feeling rather like i have been splathered on toast ( Read more... )