[audio]

[dive_npc]

Um, hey, this is Pike, Unit Leader of Unit 5... we have a bit of a problem...

AUGH, IT BURNS!

Well. Um, it seems my subordinate, Rick, bit off more than he could chew by annoying the Pupumon, and he annoyed the FanBeemon and...

PIKE. YOU ASSHOLE. I'M COVERED IN BEES!

*sigh* Nevermind. Better go.

Comments

[kng_of_hrts]

...I guess that explains why I was never told of Unit 5...

[green_chosen]

...

Well, we're all doomed now.

[tenshi_no_kibou]

...What?

[noguchi_yuka]

... I'm starting to see why my world's DATS made the training last five years instead of five hours.

[every_thorn]

...

And here I thought I'd never see anyone this pathetic ever again.