[now broadcasting on global D-Comm channels]
COMMANDRAAAA....
COMMANDRAAAA....
COMMANDRAAAA.... HOUR!
It's the Comm Comm Hour, Commandra!
???: Ladies and gentlemon, welcome to the Comm Comm Hour, Commandra! I'm Commandramon Yellow!
Red: And I'm Commandramon Red, Commandra!
Blue: Call me Commandramon Blue, Commandra!
Yellow: This is the show hosted by us, the noble soldiers of the Dark Area! Where we tell you all about our wonderful army and the Digital world, Commandra!
Red: And today's show is all about... all together now!
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE DARK AREA ANYWAY?!
Blue: Wait, what? Why are we doing a show about that, Commandra? Aren't WE Dark Area soldiers?
Yellow: Because, Commandra! This is our first global broadcast, and we have to educate the digital world about our glorious army!
Blue: Ohhh, that makes sense, Commandra!
Red: Well, first of all, the basic Dark Area soldier is usually a Child digimon, of one of these three species!
Red: Keramon, PicoDevimon, and of course, Commandramon, Commadra!
Yellow: Oh hey, that wasn't in order, Commandra!
Blue: But we don't do much fighting on the front lines, Commandra! Our responsibility is to help keep the peace in our beloved homeland in Skuld, Commandra!
Red: Oh, Skuld! Such a dank, dour place! It gets me misty eyed just thinking about it, Commandra! I wish we were there!
Yellow: You ARE there, Commandra! But that's not important! The Dark Area's main attack force consists of Devimon, Boogeymon, and Chrysalimon, Commandra - with some Gesomon, Cyclomon, and Dokugumon mixed in! Sort of like big brothers to us Child digimon, Commandra!
Red: Brotherhood, Commandra!
Blue: Brotherhood, Commandra!
Yellow: And after that, we have the Perfect subgenerals, who serve under our great and glorious generals, Dagomon and Mephismon, Commandra!
Red: But wait! Tell them about the great tragedy that befell our beloved sub-generals and General Dagomon!
Yellow: Oh what great tragedy, commandra! MetalGreymon the Ogre, MarineDevimon the Buccaneer, Vamdemon the Strategist, and Triceramon the Wall... all of them fell in battle in the recent invasion!
Blue: It makes your heart weep, Commandra...
Red: And that's not all! General Dagomon was also defeated, Commandra!
Yellow: General Dagomon! The great warrior who knew all about the powers of evil and could predict the future, Commandra!
Blue: But wait, Commandra! If he could predict the future, how come he was defeated?
Red: Maybe he predicted his own defeat, Commandra?
Yellow: ...! That's not it! That's not it! Lord Dagomon merely saw the wrong future! He can look into multiple timelines, and must have just missed the one where he was forced to lose against the Tamers, Commandra!
Blue: ... So he messed up, Commandra?
Red: He has to just hope he sees the right one, Commandra? That's not a very useful power...
Yellow: SHUT UP! I won't let you insult our fallen general! Besides... there's still General Mephismon, and his subgenerals! Plus, I hear we're getting a new commander to replace him!
Blue: Oh? Whose that, Commandra?
Red: Oh! I know this, Commandra!
Red: This is Lord Phelesmon, who is an honorable warrior from the Dead Zone who honorably betrayed Murmuxmon to us other honorable traitors in the Dark Area! Isn't he cool, Commandra?
Yellow: Oooo! All hail lord Phelesmon, Commandra!
Blue: Hmm... General Mephismon... General Phelesmon... is there such a thing as a Tomon, Commandra?
Red: But wait! You're all forgetting our glorious leader!
Red: This is Lord Diablomon! The great and wise leader who has led the Dark Area for centuries, Commandra!
Blue: I wonder... what's the secret of his power, Commandra?
Yellow: ... I know, Commandra... but... maybe I'd better not tell you...
Red: Oooo! Tell us!
Blue: Yeah, tell us, Commandra!
Yellow: Well, okay... He... MAKES REALLY BIG EXPLOSIONS!
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Yellow: But you know, there's another member of the Dark Area whose very strong! No one knows who he is, but he creates all of the weapons and vehicles that we, the great soldiers of the Dark Area, use in battle! I have a secret source, who revealed this picture of the mysterious "Mad Doctor of the Dark Area!"
Red: I wonder who he could be, Commandra...
Blue: It's a mystery, Commandra!
Yellow: Anyway, I'm sure our viewers are interested in a very important question, Commandra!
Red: And that question is... what are the Dark Area's goals?!
Blue: I know the answer to that! The Dark Area's goals are... WORLD DOMINATION!
Red: ...
Yellow: ... THAT'S NOT IT, THAT'S NOT IT!
Blue: ... It's not, Commandra?
Yellow: No, Commandra! The Dark Area's goals are this: To defeat all of the digimon who want to oppress Demonic digimon, and make this a world for those with darkness in our hearts, everywhere!
Blue: That doesn't sound too different from what I said, Commandra...
Red: Well, it looks like we're out of time! So, all together now, until next time...
DARK AREA SOLDIER FIGHT!
COMMANDRAAAA....
COMMANDRAAAA.... HOUR!
It's the Comm Comm Hour, Commandra!
???: Ladies and gentlemon, welcome to the Comm Comm Hour, Commandra! I'm Commandramon Yellow!
Red: And I'm Commandramon Red, Commandra!
Blue: Call me Commandramon Blue, Commandra!
Yellow: This is the show hosted by us, the noble soldiers of the Dark Area! Where we tell you all about our wonderful army and the Digital world, Commandra!
Red: And today's show is all about... all together now!
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE DARK AREA ANYWAY?!
Blue: Wait, what? Why are we doing a show about that, Commandra? Aren't WE Dark Area soldiers?
Yellow: Because, Commandra! This is our first global broadcast, and we have to educate the digital world about our glorious army!
Blue: Ohhh, that makes sense, Commandra!
Red: Well, first of all, the basic Dark Area soldier is usually a Child digimon, of one of these three species!
Red: Keramon, PicoDevimon, and of course, Commandramon, Commadra!
Yellow: Oh hey, that wasn't in order, Commandra!
Blue: But we don't do much fighting on the front lines, Commandra! Our responsibility is to help keep the peace in our beloved homeland in Skuld, Commandra!
Red: Oh, Skuld! Such a dank, dour place! It gets me misty eyed just thinking about it, Commandra! I wish we were there!
Yellow: You ARE there, Commandra! But that's not important! The Dark Area's main attack force consists of Devimon, Boogeymon, and Chrysalimon, Commandra - with some Gesomon, Cyclomon, and Dokugumon mixed in! Sort of like big brothers to us Child digimon, Commandra!
Red: Brotherhood, Commandra!
Blue: Brotherhood, Commandra!
Yellow: And after that, we have the Perfect subgenerals, who serve under our great and glorious generals, Dagomon and Mephismon, Commandra!
Red: But wait! Tell them about the great tragedy that befell our beloved sub-generals and General Dagomon!
Yellow: Oh what great tragedy, commandra! MetalGreymon the Ogre, MarineDevimon the Buccaneer, Vamdemon the Strategist, and Triceramon the Wall... all of them fell in battle in the recent invasion!
Blue: It makes your heart weep, Commandra...
Red: And that's not all! General Dagomon was also defeated, Commandra!
Yellow: General Dagomon! The great warrior who knew all about the powers of evil and could predict the future, Commandra!
Blue: But wait, Commandra! If he could predict the future, how come he was defeated?
Red: Maybe he predicted his own defeat, Commandra?
Yellow: ...! That's not it! That's not it! Lord Dagomon merely saw the wrong future! He can look into multiple timelines, and must have just missed the one where he was forced to lose against the Tamers, Commandra!
Blue: ... So he messed up, Commandra?
Red: He has to just hope he sees the right one, Commandra? That's not a very useful power...
Yellow: SHUT UP! I won't let you insult our fallen general! Besides... there's still General Mephismon, and his subgenerals! Plus, I hear we're getting a new commander to replace him!
Blue: Oh? Whose that, Commandra?
Red: Oh! I know this, Commandra!
Red: This is Lord Phelesmon, who is an honorable warrior from the Dead Zone who honorably betrayed Murmuxmon to us other honorable traitors in the Dark Area! Isn't he cool, Commandra?
Yellow: Oooo! All hail lord Phelesmon, Commandra!
Blue: Hmm... General Mephismon... General Phelesmon... is there such a thing as a Tomon, Commandra?
Red: But wait! You're all forgetting our glorious leader!
Red: This is Lord Diablomon! The great and wise leader who has led the Dark Area for centuries, Commandra!
Blue: I wonder... what's the secret of his power, Commandra?
Yellow: ... I know, Commandra... but... maybe I'd better not tell you...
Red: Oooo! Tell us!
Blue: Yeah, tell us, Commandra!
Yellow: Well, okay... He... MAKES REALLY BIG EXPLOSIONS!
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Yellow: But you know, there's another member of the Dark Area whose very strong! No one knows who he is, but he creates all of the weapons and vehicles that we, the great soldiers of the Dark Area, use in battle! I have a secret source, who revealed this picture of the mysterious "Mad Doctor of the Dark Area!"
Red: I wonder who he could be, Commandra...
Blue: It's a mystery, Commandra!
Yellow: Anyway, I'm sure our viewers are interested in a very important question, Commandra!
Red: And that question is... what are the Dark Area's goals?!
Blue: I know the answer to that! The Dark Area's goals are... WORLD DOMINATION!
Red: ...
Yellow: ... THAT'S NOT IT, THAT'S NOT IT!
Blue: ... It's not, Commandra?
Yellow: No, Commandra! The Dark Area's goals are this: To defeat all of the digimon who want to oppress Demonic digimon, and make this a world for those with darkness in our hearts, everywhere!
Blue: That doesn't sound too different from what I said, Commandra...
Red: Well, it looks like we're out of time! So, all together now, until next time...
DARK AREA SOLDIER FIGHT!