COMMANDRAAAA....
COMMANDRAAAA....
COMMANDRAAAA.... HOUR!
It's the Comm Comm Hour, Commandra!
Yellow: Ladies and gentlemon, welcome to the Comm Comm Hour, Commandra!
Red: Today's episode is all about, all together now...!
WHERE THE HECK DO HUMAN CHILDREN COME FROM, COMMANDRA?!
Blue: It's very mysterious, Commandra! They don't seem to do anything at all like what digimon do!
Yellow: Right! As you all know, we digimon hatch from Digi-Eggs, otherwise known as Digitamas. Some digitamas are digimon who get killed and reverted, Commandra, while others are produced by matching, Commandra!
Red: Maybe we should inform the audience what matching is, Commandra.
Blue: Sure, Commandra. Matching is when two digimon can combine their data into a digi-egg, Commandra. That's the Hawkmon and the FanBeemon, basically.
Yellow: But humans apparently don't do it at all like that, Commandra! In fact, all of the "children" seem to just pop out of thin air in this world, saying they're from "the future."
Red: So wait, Commandra! Human children come from the future?
Blue: That doesn't make much sense, Commandra...
Yellow: Well... there is an interesting rumor I heard...
Red: Rumor, Commandra?
Blue: Tell us, Commandra!
Yellow: Well, the rumor is... that those kids from the future were born and then grew up a bit! And since humans don't evolve, they must have obviously gotten to their parents somehow. So they can't come from the future, Commandra! But the rumor I heard is...
... That human children are delivered by something called a Stork, Commandra.
Red: Ah... wait, isn't there a Tamer named Stork?
Blue: Ah, yes! He's been positively identified as one of the Tamers who led the assault on our beloved battleship, the Dreadwing! I've got a picture of him, Commandra!
Yellow: Wow, he's freaky looking, Commandra!
Red: Yeah. If I were a human child I'd be scared of him, Commandra!
Blue: But either way, it looks like we solved the mystery, Commandra! So, until next time, remember everyone... for the future of the Dark Area...
DARK AREA SOLDIER FIGHT!