Taxicab Confession

[diverged]

"City of Savannah Taxi Ordinance

Section 6-1475 Taxicab movement prohibited under certain circumstances.No driver shall collect fares, make change, or take on or discharge passengers while his taxicab is in motion

Comments

[butterflyblue]

haha! my vision:

"tuck and roll, lady! i've got more passengers to get into this cab!" as you toss her change out the window and accelerate.

when are you moving?

[diverged]

Why didn't I ever think of tossing their change out the window?! :high-five: I better do it tons before it's too late.

On an aerodynamic level, it's almost cruel and unusual punishment to make them fetch the 10, 5 and two 1s along with the nickel dime and quarter. Almost but not quite.

I won't get "tuck and roll, lady!" out of my head all night :D

I'm moving next Wednesday 1/31!

[clemidia]

I think it'd be vastly entertaining if you had a portable fan blow their change away from the bumpers, too.

I'm just sayin'...

[diverged]

there's definitely not been enough blowing in the vicinity of my vehicle.

[clemidia]

That's what I'm talkin' about ...