drumroll please ( Read more... )

no joke. she's looking through the phone book to find someone's number to see if i was in town a while ago. because i'm dumb enough to charge gas in huntsville. OMFG SHE'S SUCH A NAZI ( Read more... )

yesterday was eventful ( Read more... )

( this is what i did today )

she looks like that blueberry girl from willy wonka. i'll call her blue ( Read more... )

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i loved my week and weekend ( Read more... )

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pigballs... i love, you mary.


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and after the talk, complete with utter B.S. from adam... i was inspired to create the following masterpieces:


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