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Character: Sakagami Kouya
Series: Loveless
Character Age: 16
Canon: Sakagami Kouya may look relatively normal at first--she mostly comes off as a slightly prickly, intelligent highschool girl who would much rather sulk, study, and be generally antisocial than fool around. However, this is Loveless, and even the seemingly blandest of characters have a few issues. Or in Kouya's case, a whole truckload of 'em.
Kouya is actually a mathematically-inclined Fighter unit (basically a spell-caster in magic bondage duels); one half of the first team in the Zero series, genetically altered and unable to feel pain. Her insensitive and apathetic mask tends to crack right in two when put under a great deal of emotional stress, revealing a Kouya that clearly shows the psychotic and sadistic tendencies present in the rest of the Zero series. And in addition to being generally kind of a low-key crazy and slightly suicidal, she has an intense fear of abandonment. But this is not a side she shows too readily to anyone, including her partner--and girlfriend--Yamato.
Mostly, Kouya is successful in her attempts to pass as a normal schoolgirl with a bit (or a lot) of an attitude problem. In fact, Kouya's desire to appear regular visibly manifests itself in her decision to wear a false set of cat ears and a tail--the mark of virgins in the Loveless universe.
Sample Post:
You arrive in camp. You are immediately greeted by nine rather well-preserved members of the undead trying to execute a dance routine that is better left undescribed. They are joined by another individual, who happens to be sans leg, and then two more with no arms. As the presentation reaches cabaret levels of absurdity and the high kicks begin, three of the undead lose their right legs, and one other is left with no legs at all. Now, if you try to count the present number of limbs in the chorus line, what do you come up with?
A big mess.
Haah. That wasn't quite a joke, by the way. It actually happened.
At any rate, I'm not entirely sure where I am, where I'm going, or why I happen to have travelled an approximate distance of 11071 kilometres--which is 6879 miles, more or less, for you locals--in a few minutes, and ended up an ocean away in a foreign country. Speaking of which, I always did well in English class, so I find it odd that native speakers would be unable to detect the and fix the grammatical errors present in the name of this establishment. "Camp Fuck U Die?" Really? First, you might want to change the "U" to a "You." That definitely helps to make it look more professional. As a second point, there is either a comma missing somewhere, or you've left out several words entirely. Is it "Camp Fuck, You Die" or "Camp Fuck You, Die?" Could it perhaps be some variation of "Camp Fucks You And You Die?" Honestly, whoever runs this place should look into getting a beta reader. And a better prescription for his or her glasses.
...and an exterminator. Are you aware that you have a vermin problem? A large and slightly purple vermin problem? I have no idea how the health department missed these things, but I'm very unimpressed. Aside from the fact that these do not look native to the area, and are thus a possible threat to the surrounding ecosystem, they really should not be roaming unchecked. The smell is horrible, and they're not too easy on the eyes, either. And they are very crude. The gestures they were making at me reminded me of elementary school bullies, and eating a banana in such a manner really leaves nothing to the imagination. There is also the little matter of their... their tendency to forego all politeness entirely and invade personal space. Excuse me, please do NOT touch me. You are NOT allowed to do tha--
Ah, it just took my ears.
Excuse me for a second while I settle this. With a knife. How does that old saying go? "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach?" That's not exactly scientificly accurate, and this isn't exactly a man, so I think I'll go in through the thoracic cavity instead.
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