Fifteenth secret: So, so wrong

[divine_dork]

[The feed clicks on to the library. Aizen is standing before one of the desks, a pile of books on various science subjects by one hand, a huge volume on elementary chemistry by the other. He straightens his glasses and clears his throat, getting in the teacher pose.

Then he breaks into song.]There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium

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[video]

[beforethedragon]

[...Everyone in this place was freaking weird.]

[video]

[divine_dork]

[Don't mind him he'll be standing there utterly mortified.]

[video]

[beforethedragon]

What's Harvard?

[Yeah, out of all those amazing elements, that's what he wants to know.]

[video]

[divine_dork]

I, ah, believe that it is an academy of some sort... it is where this book was published.

[Video]

[notthatshort]

...

[Doesn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out by that, honestly. But he's leaning more towards impressed. Silly Alchemy dork.]

[Video]

[divine_dork]

... I assure this is... not my normal conduct...

[sauceytomato]

[Totally doesn't care about the singing, he's eying those boooooooks.]

[divine_dork]

Ah... hello, Uchiha-sa - Uchiha-kun.

[sauceytomato]

[Eep!]

You know me too?

[divine_dork]

Y-yes, we have talked several times when you were... older.

[books_n_battle]

*He stares for a second, then breaks out into a teasing grin.* Ponies, and I thought I had it bad.

[divine_dork]

... ponies?

[books_n_battle]

The stupid Animus keep censoring me. Whenever I try to swear, it comes out as something completely ridiculous.

[divine_dork]

... I assure you, you are very fortunate, Jr.-san.

[law_of_reason]

... Not bad.

[divine_dork]

[Ohgodflail] T-thank you, sir...?

[law_of_reason]

The Animus again? Or do you actually know those by memory? I never thought someone would put a song to it.

[divine_dork]

I did not think that I had memorized them all... although the tune is rather catchy, I must admit, so perhaps something useful will come of this...