[Semi-IC - Dream Post of Doom (Because Bilbo got tired making meme posts)]

[divinebowlcut]

Izanagi is sitting in a cafe located in the heavens. He watches as pink elephants juggling Persona cards march past, Igor passing around fliers to his latest concert, and the fact that its raining bouncing babies (who are unharmed by this...somehow) doesn't bother anyone. Oh well

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[freebacon]

A really bitchin' Harley Davidson screams past, spraying cloudstuff right in your face.

VRRM VRRM

[divinebowlcut]

NOOOOOOOO. OUR CORNDOG. ITS COVERED IN...

...Zero masks.

[freebacon]

Aaaaaaaand the cycle screeches to a halt.

"...? Babies?"

That's weird, even for her. :|

[omgtheshoesfit]

"And they're not even made of Jelly...."

Says some weirdly-dressed guy who seems to have appeared from nowhere next to you.

[uboaaaa]

- OUT OF NOWHERE, something frightening appears!

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああー

[divinebowlcut]

...What the hell is that?

->AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
->AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
->AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
->QUICK SLAP IT WITH A FISH.
->GO, POKEBALL
->'My ex is scarier than you.'
->Greet it.

"...Hello."

[worldwalkerpure]

[notsolarpowered]

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY
NO ONE CAN READ MY
POKER FACE♪

[freebacon]

"...Whoa."

Must...resist urge to...interview...

hnnnnnnnnngh.

[notsolarpowered]

*The... space wire hamster ball thing Lady Gaga's singing suddenly rises to the sky and fires pink Durian-shaped missiles at incoming disco ball star fleets.*

OOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOooOOOH
CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE♪

[freebacon]

homg it's like going to a free concert asdhfgkajfkdshfas