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Dear Firion,
Perhaps you should realize that just because the dungeon is there, does not mean you must hike your way to it just because it is there. If you don't want to hike 10 miles, don't...it's not like I'm -forcing- you to do so, now is it?
Love, Your Emperor.
PS - Real women are far more deadly than any Lamia, are you truly certain you really want to risk it?
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Dear Firion,
I wish I had invented that ingenious torment that is the leveling system, unfortunately I can't claim the credit for it though. What is wrong with Leonhart? You don't like the boy?
Love, Your Emperor
Dear Mateus, Are you certain? It clearly prevents people from gaining enough power to overthrow you. It's certainly sadistic enough. Leonhart is my brother. Do I have to say anything further? Love, Firion
Dear Firion,
Yes, unfortunately that esteemed honor goes to Kawazu Akitoshi, I should see if he'd work with me shouldn't I? I didn't realize you still had siblings...but regardless of that, what's wrong with a little incest?
Love, Your Emperor
Dear Mateus, No. That's fine. Selling your soul to Hell was more than bad enough, don't make it even harder to get a foothold and bring your reign to the end. ...... He's my adopted brother and.... what?? Love, Firion.
Dear Firion,
Taking over both Heaven and Hell is nothing compared to inflicting such sadism onto the masses and having them willingly pay to be tortured like that... I definitely need to get him working for me. You know that's not going to end well.. adopting people I mean... what will you do when I'm forced to kill the boy just because you're being your usual stubborn self?
Love, Your Emperor
Dear Mateus, Don't you feel that's a bit overboard? Am I going to have to join a rebellion to stop sadistic Japanese game designers now too? Because if it means stopping you. I'll do it. Leave my family alone. I think killing my adopted parents was bad enough, must you go after Leonhart now too (even if he did work for you)? No love, Firion.
Dear Firion,
Do you think you could actually stop those sadistic game designers? Obviously, they play on the same field as I do...you can't even stop me..what chance do you have against them? None I tell you...now be a good servant and go bring me back my knight, won't you?
Love, Your Emperor
Dear Mateus, I still have to try. I have a dream. A dream that all gamers can one day enjoy playing without sadistic leveling systems that make them pull out their hair in frustration. I will never give up on it or on defeating you! No, you can't have Leonhart back. He is not your tool and neither am I! Absolutely no love whatsoever Firion
Dear Firion,
Obviously you need to wake up and smell the roses as it were. You can do nothing except accept your helplessness against those game designers. Also the sooner you quit playing at being the rebel, the sooner I'll quit killing everyone that you care about. That's what I call a win-win situation, wouldn't you agree?
Love, Your Emperor
Dear Mateus, Maybe that's so but I can never give up and stand by helplessly. No matter what, I must continue to fight those who oppress me. That includes you. Submitting to your rule is something I'll never allow myself to do. I'll fight until my last breath if that's what it takes. You won't take away anyone else I care for! Really Truly No Love At ALL, Firion
Dear Firion,
Did anyone ever tell you, you're adorable whenever you get all worked up like that? Admittedly you -ARE- a pain in the ass when you get all riled up. Unfortunately, if you keep your childish rebellion going I will eventually have to crush you like the annoying little worm you are.
Respectfully, Your Emperor
Dear Mateus, If I'm a 'pain in the ass' then I must be doing something right though I don't appreciate you calling me 'adorable'. I don't intent to stop the rebellion until you've been struck from your throne. Be careful. Remember what happened the last time you underestimated this 'annoying worm'. Irritatedly yours, Firion.
Dear Firion, Perhaps I should give a new definition to 'pain in the ass' and inflict it upon you? That could be more fun than throwing monster fodder at you and watching you fight your way through them. Keep coming after me and we'll see how you and your friends like that new definition of that phrase.
Respectfully, Your Emperor
Dear Mateus, Considering that you're a sadistic person, I'm almost afraid to ask what this 'new definition' is but since I've survived everything else you're tried to do to crush me, I don't see it as much of a threat. Whatever you inflict upon me, my friends and I will just fight back all the more. Wondering why his mun is laughing herself silly, Firion.