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[divineline]

I just saw the worst movie ever made. This fact is made even better (or worse, maybe) by the fact that I am actually an extra in it. Oh, god, I'm never going to get back that ninety minutes of my life. It's practically Troll 2 levels of bad.

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[capn_curmudgeon]

Ooh, which one?! I want to rent it and show it to friends and when they're all "WTF why did you show us this we kill you now with pointy things!" I can be all "don't blame me blame "Girl #3 at bar!"" and I can point at you and...stuff....
Seriously, tho, what movie?

[divineline]

It's called "Swimming Upstream." There's something like three movies that have that title -- this one has Ben Savage and some guy from Gilmore Girls in it. I actually own a copy of it -- you can borrow it if you want! I'm only in two small scenes in a high school hallway about a quarter of the way into the movie, and I'm not even in the credits, but I'm definitely there. I'll bring it the next time we get together!

...It really is horrible. It's "Lifetime Movie of the Week" horrible. In fact, I think they actually did show it on Lifetime at some point. Just warning you :)

[capn_curmudgeon]

Holy crap, Ben Savage, the never-was brother of has-been Fred?! Damn, folks, sign me up hardcore style

[divineline]

They're TOTALLY out of their tiny little minds. I have to show you this movie now. Only crazy people would think this is a good movie. I mean, there's a terrible song in the beginning called "Sexy Lady" or something, and the main character dances up and down an escalator. And when he tries to do it again later on in the movie, he fails because his cancer apparently makes it impossible for him to walk down stairs.

And hey, Ben Savage was famous for about ten minutes when Boy Meets World was popular. So I guess technically he's a has-been, too. He's kind of a dick in real life. The other guy was nice, though.