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i just told jon that if my hypotenuse calculating program was a robot, it would beat up his "is this a multiple of this?" program.

ohh..C++ early in the morning.

but seriously, robots.

IF ANY OF YOU SEE ELIZABETH SCHUMACHER OUT OF HER WONDERFULLLY DEVISED COSTUME TOMORROW, YOU HAVE MY FULL PERMISSION TO SLAP HER AROUND. (VERY NICELELY AND GENTLY, THOUGH)

heartz.

$409.00.
$409.00.
to fix his fucking stupid, dented in piece of crap toy car.
does he think i'm rich?

i'm sorry, if in the next few weeks, if you bother me with stupid problems i slap you.
and then chloroform your face and leave you on i-95.
in a cage with a gorilla.
that has rabies.
i can go on,
but i have to go be bored at work.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADE LILY GALFAS, THEBESTVALENTINEEVER.

there is a huge spider just chilling outside my window.

( spider!!1 )

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