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[divinesecrecy]

So I guess I have this weird but innocent crush on my nutritionist... Innocent because it's just completely absurd and silly, and weird because I tell him how much I weigh, he knows everything I'm eating, he pinches my fat, and I have to tell him when I'm on my period.

I don't think this is allowed in the crush rule book.

Hahahaha, it makes me

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[dj_burst]

This is skipping crush and going straight to 'we've been married for years'.

[divinesecrecy]

Hahahahahah seriously! I'm so weird...