Voicemail Post

[divinesurfchick]

"-- not supposed to know -- oh, fine. Hi, it's me! You can leave me a message here! Wait for the beep! Was that okay, Cu--"
Beeeeeeeep

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[furious_maximus]

[From here.]

"Well, that's an unusual sort of proposition. But you know me, I'm pretty flexible." If you knew what he meant. "So, let's discuss!"

[divinesurfchick]

[to here]

[prof_of_cunning]

[From here]

"Look, I told you when I checked in that I'm not responsible for stains, fluids, or anything else Baldrick might leave lying around your establishment. He's a grown man - well, as grown as he's ever going to get - bill him directly."

[glasses_justice]

(From here!)

"Thank you for the completely unnecessary update on your sex life, or lack thereof. I'm delighted that you've taken valuable time from my day to inform me about your weekend plans. Next time you have the urge to share, I don't care who you call, but it shouldn't be me."

[solesofmyfeet]

From here

Sergeant Angua is a fine member of the force and I don't think she'd take to being called a dog very well. Understood?