Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in Division 15

[division15]

1. Not allowed to replace my Captain's shampoo with black hair dye.
   
2. "Seated officer" does not mean an officer to be used as a chair, no matter how tired my legs are.  
3. Not allowed to arrange battles to the death between my Captain and the Captain of the 11th Division. 
   
4. Not allowed to sell tickets to said battle.
   
5. My zanpakutou

Comments

[netbelleanie]

Aparently Skippy is one of the american nerds that died and went to Soul Society.

Bless him, I WANNA BE A MINION!

Who is Renji's VC? Rikichi?

[hecatehatesthat]

Hahaha, somthing like that, yes! Lucky Skippy.

Pick a number, I'll make you a minion icon ^_^

Renji's VC is Hisagi. Hisagi wasn't strong enough for promotion but they weren't so concerned about his mental health they had to move him, either, like they (we) did for Kira (who's now Hinamori's VC, in 5th division).

[netbelleanie]

28!

And aaah, I find it amusing still that Hisagi-senpai would be below Renji.

Poor Kira, wonder who is 3rd...

and damnit, now I have urge to do Strawberry Taicho dolls...

[hecatehatesthat]

Hisagi just isn't as motivated, I guess. Or as talented. Think of all the people Hitsugaya must have shot by!

[renuki]

I love Skippy.... DAMNIT! :P

[demonessjo]

I giggled so friggin much. I especially loved number 12, lol. Oh, who am I kidding, I loved them all. I want to be part of Skippy's love-love warriors!

[bakachanaileen]

Hilarity. The scary part is, he must have broken most of these rules for them to be around in the first place... Poor Ichigo and Rukia.

[hikari_cyhan]

Skippy is win. I bet his Zanpakutou is retarded, too. It probably plays pranks on him.