I will make your life miserable.

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I swear, if anything happens to me or my belongings because some upstart godling has decided to accuse me of foul play, (With NO proof I might add), there will be one very pissed off goddess.

Hell hath no fury, like Hera.

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This is one of those times where you are either with me or against me on this one, I pray you are with me. [deleted]

I always follow through on my threats. Ask your father. He can tell you all about it.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but in my prime, I remember people avoiding my wrath except Hercules, but he's an idiot not openly vying for it.

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Unless you are plotting against me, then no...no, you are not in trouble. Why, should I be worried?

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That's is so last millennium.

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I never pegged you for the jumping to conclusions type, godling.

*insert eye roll here*

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...Of course. And it's my job to give you fair warning on the repercussions of your possible actions. Consider it giving you a sporting chance.

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...I'm trying so hard not to poke at the obvious.

Funny that.

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Look for a recent whiny post by a certain shiny golden godling. He lit up or made an enemy with the janitor and is bitter about it.

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If he behaves I will. Simple as that.

I'm a lover not a fighter. ha ha.

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How do you manage to be so polite and yet so insulting in the same breath?

That's a talent.

If you're ever looking for a job, I'm sure my firm could find you one.