The Johnson's

[divorce_and_die]

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.....Mrs. Johnson walks away with a 7 digit alimony sum, the beach house, the vintage car collection, the kids and even the dog.

Better luck next time. The firm was ecstatic...why people are excited over the failure of EVERLASTING vows I'll never know.

I could do with some cheering...maybe a prostrate priestess or two...Haven't seen that one in a

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[search2destroy]

Well, where's the profit in everlasting vows, hmm?

[divorce_and_die]

The profit use to be you didn't have a very angry goddess breathing down your neck. ;)

I'm not here to shove everlasting vows down the throats of pions, but if you aren't going to take them seriously, you shouldn't be making them, yes?

[search2destroy]

To be sure, but the problem is modern society doesn't take the threats of angry goddesses all that seriously anymore. I'd say the almighty dollar is the current deity of choice, if anything.

Perhaps, but that's why I've never gotten married and never will.

[divorce_and_die]

While I believe we all enjoy luxury, if you but look at the past exploits we've had you'd see money does not buy happiness. In fact, too much of everything is probably why many of us chose to meddle with the affairs of mortals to pass the time, and to amuse.

Also, I'm not so offended that they don't take goddess' seriously, when they barely take the threat of nuclear destruction seriously. I think the dadaist movement covered that whole gap of thinking, when the world gets too serious, too frightening, you just can't take anything too seriously anymore.

And good for you dear, if that's what you desire then by all means enjoy it.

[wantsyourcows]

The guy always gets screwed over in the end.

Fuck everlasting vows.

[divorce_and_die]

Doth mine ears detect some bitterness my friend?

[wantsyourcows]

What the hell do you think?

...sorry...

[divorce_and_die]

It's not always the guy who gets screwed over, some men commit...without ever really committing.

No need for apologies, please let me know if I can do anything to help.

Speaking of...I have something you might like that I found lurking in my moving boxes.