Happy birthday, Mozart!

Heard on Mad TV:

Old woman (to plastic surgeon): "Hey honey, I almost forgot to ask you, could you put some botox in my face so I won't look surprised when Bush blows up the world?"Haha! Agreed. That reminds me ( Read more... )

MHSAA is about to start a girl's powerlifting team. Rrrrr! I'm going to start training to lift the REAL stuff ;)

New Mythbusters tonight! They're re-testing the ARCHIMEDES DEATH RAY!!! Boo-ya! Goin' right on a VHS with my SVU episodes...a place of great honor ;D

Today: I am the windshield. Not the bug.

I'm so, so tired of trying. I post this here because I know that if I post on my xanga, it will be overlooked. So why bother ( Read more... )

Kafka's Metamorphosis is so depressing. Gregor hid under the couch and drew a blanket over himself, to spare his mother the sight of him. It hit home, the self-loathing...all Gregor wanted was to help his family, but they shunned him, and even to his death he thought of how he loved his sister, and wanted to send her to a conservatory to study ( Read more... )

Stolen from grimmhooke
( Mememememe! )

"The West Jersey Animal Shelter is closing at the end of this month. The Pennsauken, NJ shelter had it's license revoked due to unkept and dangerous conditions for the animals. There are currently 31 dogs and 5 cats on the premises that are in desperate need of adoption. If these animals are not adopted by the end of the month, they will be ( Read more... )

Mr. Wigginton: *during "Songs of Sailor and Sea"* I can see the walrus now!
The whole band: ...What the--hell?

New Mythbusters tonight, something to do with some crazy shredded up plane...o_O I dunno, but we'll see. Next week they're re-testing the Archimedes death ray! Whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

( Mememe )

Awesome times had with Tiff-chan last night :D Watched Love, Actually (yay Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson!), X-2 ("I'm Harry Pott--*erk!*"), and From Hell, a movie about Jack the Ripper with Johnny Depp playing an opium-smoking detective who has visions o_O Pretty freaky movie, especially when you find out who Jack the Ripper is. "AAHHHHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

( Pondering things )