Narcissism, I hope you're not sick of it

[dizdique]

At the beginning of this last semester, my mom breifly mentioned an article she read, that sounded much like my father. I didn't think too much of it at the time, however upon reading it, I instantly became enthralled. It was as if someone had written out and finalized many ideas and theories that had been going through my mind for some time. In

Comments

[unknownmirage]

Honestly I think you're being a little "hard" on yourself.

You've always taken things like losing better than I have, and I've never seen you really seek praise all too much for minor accomplishments.

I don't think you're as guilty of this as you think you are.

True self-reflection can lead you to your "self" better than any book can.

I am world famous

[rhotayay]

I am Mobile Unit 105

One more thing that may help

[rhotayay]

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!