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Least favorite thing to see on Pitchfork
That Band You Really Want To See is Touring the US!The tour kicked off last week in your hometown. In fact, that night you were sitting around arguing with people on the internet, they were playing that small club you like so much. Those people you wish you got to see more often were probably there. I bet you could find some pictures of the show on ( Read more... ) -
Another dream
I am sitting in my cubicle at work.
Everything is sort of overly sharp and flourescently lit. No one else is in the office.
Everything is also happening a bit slowly.
I am reading Livejournal on my computer.
There is a survey going around. I am reading the questions.
The question I am reading is this:
"What is your favorite kind of soda?"I ( Read more... ) -
The New Golf: From Guac to Cock
"By 8 p.m., the incense is lit, the Jacuzzi's bubbling, and the DJ is spinning Sean Paul and Jay-Z by the swimming pool. Within an hour or so, the guests-23 white couples and 3 black couples-have arrived, all of them here specifically to have sex with single black men often a decade or two their junior. There are 12 such men in the house tonight. ( Read more... ) -
The great Madonna challenge!
Like a number of people reading this, I was challenged semi-recently by foxtrotxray to cram a CD full of as many mp3s as I could of the music I considered to be the Best Music Ever, however I chose to define "best ( Read more... ) -
Apocalypse Now Redux Again: This Time in Felt
I had a dream the other night that I was a much-buzzed about young avant-garde director, making a very controversial remake of Apocalypse Now.
Why so controversial, you might ask? Because I recast the movie with the Muppets, but left everything else unchanged.
Except the title. That was changed to The Muppets Take VietnamFozzy Bear was Col. Kurtz ( Read more... ) -
fuck. yes.
Los Angeles - Harrison Ford has threatened to quit the new Indiana Jones movie, unless he gets to use a real whip ( Read more... )
