I must have been very very good this year.
Amazing Yuletide fic and then three Madness treats? Yes please.
Anyway, starting off with my main gift fic:
A Planetary Romance (4379 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Solar System (Anthropomorfic)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Earth/Mars
Characters: Earth (Anthropomorphic), Mars (anthropomorphic), Spirit (Mars Rover), Opportunity (Mars Rover), Venus (Anthropomorphic)
Summary: Earth and Mars hadn't talked for a very long time before the rovers came along.
Guys. Guys. It's Earth/Mars femslash! And there are misunderstandings and jealousy and silly-if-well-meaning rovers and matchmaking Venus and silly moons and can I roll around in this fic forever because I really really want to?
And then on to my three (yes, three!) Madness treats:
In order by upload date because I couldn't possibly pick an order of prominence myself...
Somebody had to write this (so why not me?) (189 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: AO3 Tags, Meta - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Summary: This is a stupid fanfiction and I shouldn't have written it. I have no shame. Don't like, don't read.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here . . .
(A little piece of silliness, wherein the above summary, dubious poem below, author notes and accompanying tags are entirely composed of existing AO3 freeform tags.)
It's another found tags poem! I loved the last one I found so ridiculously much and this one is no different! It starts off with a tag that I have personally used, even. Bonus points for the penis-tags-stanza. Seriously, people can use all the eye roll inducing tags on fic that they want if ultimately I get something like this.
Apocalypse Rescheduled (833 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Solar System (Anthropomorfic)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Earth - Character, Mars
Earth grumbles to Mars about how the scheduled apocalypse didn’t happen after all and those seven billion ants crawling around are still here to be irksome. Oh well. ;) Couldn’t stop giggling at this one even if I for some reason can't find myself overly sympathetic about the fact that humanity has not been destroyed. XD
Oo-de-lally Slash (106 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Robin Hood (Disney 1973)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Robin Hood/Little John
Characters: Robin Hood (Disney's Robin Hood), Little John
Summary: Inspired by the most blatant ejaculation metaphor in any Disney cartoon. Yes, that scene where they're playing in the water.
A freaking hilarious filk parody of Oo-de-lally from Robin Hood. I swear to God, I will never ever look at that song again. The meter is perfect, which is something that’ll often throw me from song parodies if it’s off, so I am giving so much applause to this author right now.
This entry was originally posted at my Dreamwidth. Comment here or there, either's fine by me! :D
Anyway, starting off with my main gift fic:
A Planetary Romance (4379 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Solar System (Anthropomorfic)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Earth/Mars
Characters: Earth (Anthropomorphic), Mars (anthropomorphic), Spirit (Mars Rover), Opportunity (Mars Rover), Venus (Anthropomorphic)
Summary: Earth and Mars hadn't talked for a very long time before the rovers came along.
Guys. Guys. It's Earth/Mars femslash! And there are misunderstandings and jealousy and silly-if-well-meaning rovers and matchmaking Venus and silly moons and can I roll around in this fic forever because I really really want to?
And then on to my three (yes, three!) Madness treats:
In order by upload date because I couldn't possibly pick an order of prominence myself...
Somebody had to write this (so why not me?) (189 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: AO3 Tags, Meta - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Summary: This is a stupid fanfiction and I shouldn't have written it. I have no shame. Don't like, don't read.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here . . .
(A little piece of silliness, wherein the above summary, dubious poem below, author notes and accompanying tags are entirely composed of existing AO3 freeform tags.)
It's another found tags poem! I loved the last one I found so ridiculously much and this one is no different! It starts off with a tag that I have personally used, even. Bonus points for the penis-tags-stanza. Seriously, people can use all the eye roll inducing tags on fic that they want if ultimately I get something like this.
Apocalypse Rescheduled (833 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Solar System (Anthropomorfic)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Earth - Character, Mars
Earth grumbles to Mars about how the scheduled apocalypse didn’t happen after all and those seven billion ants crawling around are still here to be irksome. Oh well. ;) Couldn’t stop giggling at this one even if I for some reason can't find myself overly sympathetic about the fact that humanity has not been destroyed. XD
Oo-de-lally Slash (106 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Robin Hood (Disney 1973)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Robin Hood/Little John
Characters: Robin Hood (Disney's Robin Hood), Little John
Summary: Inspired by the most blatant ejaculation metaphor in any Disney cartoon. Yes, that scene where they're playing in the water.
A freaking hilarious filk parody of Oo-de-lally from Robin Hood. I swear to God, I will never ever look at that song again. The meter is perfect, which is something that’ll often throw me from song parodies if it’s off, so I am giving so much applause to this author right now.
This entry was originally posted at my Dreamwidth. Comment here or there, either's fine by me! :D