this man is walking down the street with a buddy of his when they see a penguin sitting at the bus stop. the one man says to the other...dude you should take that penguin to the zoo. so the one man not thinking picks up the penguin and gets on the bus to take it back to the zoo. the other man goes home. he calls his buddy after about an hour or so and asks what was going on and if he could come over and relax. of course the man said sure and the other guy took a cab to his friends house. upon entering the house he sees the penguin on the couch with a beer. "what are you doing...you were suppose to take it to the zoo" the one man responded. "i did..but he looked bored so i thought i would bring him here for some beers"
Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are given the oppurtunity to walk only if they convince ten other guys not to do drugs. They both agree and set off. The first male comes back and says "I got the ten guys, but it wasn't easy". The cop asks how he did it. "I drew a large circle and then a small circle and said the large circle was your brain and the small circle was your brain on drugs." The second male comes back and says "I got 42 guys to quit drugs!" The cop impressed, asks how did he do it? "Well basically the same system as the first guy but I drew the small circle first and said, "You see the small circle is your butt hole before you go to jail and the large circle is after you have been to jail."
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"what are you doing...you were suppose to take it to the zoo" the one man responded.
"i did..but he looked bored so i thought i would bring him here for some beers"
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Okay, so here's my joke:
A gay guy, a priest, and a midget wrestler walk into a bar...
...that's it. that's the joke!
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A. It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular
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