I am literally number six out of all the lab techs. That's a hoot, and that bottle is filled with a certain silvery substance that's loads of fun to dispose of. I'm going to blow someone up or lose my arm in the process here.
...And in other news, geez, Jon. Your coffee gave me the paranoid caffeine shakes. I was doing GC and in the middle of it, started getting shaky and jumpy.