Who figures out who is the real father of many children ( Read more... )

Is the combo for this aromatic oil perfume I got from some crazy perfume store in Salem. It smells like me if I were to magically transform into a flower in the rain. It's raining outside. I hope I didn't curse myself. Not because being a flower would be all that bad, but because there is construction going on three sides of my temporary house ( Read more... )

It is fucking hot. It is around 100, and there's like 82% humidity, and the air has gone catatonic. I spent the night with my hubby Elaine, rolling around in a mixture of sweat and Ice-pops while scanning through her photos of the ridiculously good-looking foreign boys who send her witty emails from afar (following sultry real-world affairs, of ( Read more... )

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Is the name of a $5.50 movie I purchased from my transcendental happy place, Bookmans. Bookmans is a store that is the size of your average Dominicks, only it's filled with used books, magazines, records, video games, cds, videos, dvds, boardgames, toys, random 80's jewelry, and a wall that is an homage to Forrest Gump and Jurassic Park. Prices ( Read more... )

WHY IS MY INSERT IMAGE NOT WORKING? I am taking the URL from yahoo photos and putting it in. WHY?! WHY?! HELP! I am incompetent and bored, not a good combination ( Read more... )

DEAR LORD, that phrase makes SO MUCH SENSE for some reason. I love Tegan & Sara more than I love Peanut Mega M&M's. With their Crayola-bold-marker colors and their DRAMATICALLY different shell-size (I care not what you say, they are different!). Thank you Michelle, who I love more than Tegan & Sara AND Peanut Mega M&M's ( Read more... )

I think I broke my toe. No, I'm pretty sure I did. Because this funky shooting pain that makes my hair stand on end shoots up my foot once in a while and I don't walk on it. Oh, and this has been going on for about two and a half weeks.

I will do nothing. Except go and take a shower and read about Arthur Parker.

I. AM. NOT. BORED.

**Note: if you don't want to read long entries, someone please help me and tell me how to do that thing where you can just put a link in. I'll send you a funky retro postcard :D ( Read more... )