My Preposterous Christmas List.

[dizzy_bizkit]

These are the few little things I want for Christmas:

1.
Brandon Boyd

2. A golden laptop
3.
3 Midgets

4.
A beehive

5. 2 millions dollars in Canadian dimes
6. Trip to Iraq
7. The elusive "Juerilla"
8. Wayne Brady
popping out of a cake(that's still baking....)

9.
Gromit

and THAT is ALL I want for Christmas...