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[dizzy_rush]

Oh wow...
So, here I am, on the first few days of summer, stuck in a nor'easter from hell (basically a mini hurricane minus the happy fun getting off of work), finishing off my odd job of the day- Messenger.

Mission: Messenger
Mission Group: The assholes that hired me
Mission Pre-requisite: Go around town looking for a job because you're broke
Followup

Comments

[live4him4eva]

I don't see why this doesn't have any comments. This is the funniest thing I've read in a month at least. XDDD

I seriously hope that this is all a joke, wow.

[dizzy_rush]

Ha, thanks.

Nope, all 100% true. I didn't make any of this up, sadly. My Metal Chocobo (the jeep) is in the shop still. Ugh. My mom had to pick me up and she was sooo pissed that I got her car dirty.

[live4him4eva]

Ouch. I'm surprised you didn't come down with a cold afterward, just as another bitchslap from nature.

[dizzy_rush]

Duuude... don't tempt fate! I want to go surfing tomorrow!