Okay, this is just ridiculous....
by
limitedbythesky dizzyflower's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 06:54:00 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:39:13 AM
Alco Money! : $ 217
Guests of Honour
monkeytamer247 is a poignant Liberal Christian.
monkeytamer247 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
abudeey is a fanciful Muslim.
abudeey drank 4 Cosmopolitans.
paintthecityred is a spirited Agnostic.
paintthecityred drank 9 Champagnes.
justxforgetme is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic.
justxforgetme decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
dizzyflower is a possessed Hindu who bites at cats randomly in the street.
dizzyflower drank 1 Red Wine, 1 Mescal, 4 Bloody Marys, 1 Goldschlager.
warehouse_eyes is a spirited Wiccan and a real tank-head.
warehouse_eyes drank 6 Poteens, 2 Tequilas, 2 Kahluas, 3 Poteens.
cubantigger is a whimsical Buddhist and is as anti-alcohol as they come.
cubantigger drank 5 Sherrys, 3 Coffee Liqueurs.
newjerseyreject is a bitchy Fundementalist Christian who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God.
newjerseyreject decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tootrue_darling is a graceful Buddhist.
tootrue_darling drank 1 Whiskey, 3 Mint Juleps, 1 Goldschlager, 1 Champagne, 1 Lager.
westbanjo09 is a dismayed Taoist.
westbanjo09 drank 3 Pilsners.
Sick!
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for
paintthecityred,
warehouse_eyes,
cubantigger,
tootrue_darling they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights
justxforgetme was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of
warehouse_eyes at a party hosted by someone known only as dizzyflower.
warehouse_eyes was burnt at the stake at dizzyflower's home sometime around 09:00:33 PM.
Lovers
Last night someone told
newjerseyreject and
westbanjo09 to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like
newjerseyreject! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
warehouse_eyes when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!
Random Events
Contrary to popular belief
cubantigger firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble
warehouse_eyes told
newjerseyreject to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.
justxforgetme booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made
paintthecityred choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.
Happy New Year!
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