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Dec 31, 2005 19:48

Okay, this is just ridiculous....



by limitedbythesky

dizzyflower's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 06:54:00 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 07:39:13 AM
Alco Money! : $ 217

Guests of Honour
monkeytamer247 is a poignant Liberal Christian. monkeytamer247 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
abudeey is a fanciful Muslim. abudeey drank 4 Cosmopolitans.
paintthecityred is a spirited Agnostic. paintthecityred drank 9 Champagnes.
justxforgetme is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. justxforgetme decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
dizzyflower is a possessed Hindu who bites at cats randomly in the street. dizzyflower drank 1 Red Wine, 1 Mescal, 4 Bloody Marys, 1 Goldschlager.
warehouse_eyes is a spirited Wiccan and a real tank-head. warehouse_eyes drank 6 Poteens, 2 Tequilas, 2 Kahluas, 3 Poteens.
cubantigger is a whimsical Buddhist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. cubantigger drank 5 Sherrys, 3 Coffee Liqueurs.
newjerseyreject is a bitchy Fundementalist Christian who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God. newjerseyreject decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tootrue_darling is a graceful Buddhist. tootrue_darling drank 1 Whiskey, 3 Mint Juleps, 1 Goldschlager, 1 Champagne, 1 Lager.
westbanjo09 is a dismayed Taoist. westbanjo09 drank 3 Pilsners.
Sick!

For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for paintthecityred, warehouse_eyes, cubantigger, tootrue_darling they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights

justxforgetme was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of warehouse_eyes at a party hosted by someone known only as dizzyflower. warehouse_eyes was burnt at the stake at dizzyflower's home sometime around 09:00:33 PM.
Lovers

Last night someone told newjerseyreject and westbanjo09 to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like newjerseyreject! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest

warehouse_eyes when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!
Random Events

Contrary to popular belief cubantigger firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.

During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble warehouse_eyes told newjerseyreject to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.

justxforgetme booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made paintthecityred choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

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