Stephen, on Grace achieving a Distinction in her Geography exam at college (having failed it miserably at school):

"What, so at college, you're, like, one of the smart people?"

Doncha just love him?? :P

Last Friday my husband was due to come home from London as usual. Now, he usually gets home late anyway, so I wasn't expecting him to be home before I went to bed! However I got a call from him at 7pm.

Chris: It's not good news.
Me: what's up?
Chris: some joker ran into the back of my car while I was waiting at some traffic lights.

So I had to call ( Read more... )