i feel sick from eating so much and now i'm eating more. where's the logic behind that ( Read more... )

mark, while you are gone i am going to have tons of hot and passionate sex on your bed. if anything is on the sheets...sorry, it happens ( Read more... )

some kid is running around outside naked with a bottle of jack in his hand. the campus police are having a field day going after him. then this kid in the floor above us threw a bottle at the moron. potential riot about to happen. santa cruz isnt the boulder of california, boulder is the santa cruz of colorado. this shit is whack!

you can stop losing sleep...i'm updating.

you know what rocks? college. classes haven't started yet but i don't think that they'll be too bad. tomorrow i actually have to wake up and be to class at 10. fuck.

i bought bagpipes and can't play them but if anyone pisses me off, beware.

that's it. i'm too hungry to update. big pimpin'. chow.

i leave for california for good on saturday. fucking awesome ( Read more... )

when i say i want to order a god damn motorcycle please believe that i am credible to my credit card. does that make sense? i assure you, i don't need to steal money from anyone. you wish ( Read more... )

i officially declare the past week "hell week." the shit has hit the fan and things can't get any worse.

damn, i still act like a high school freshmen....shouldn't i be smarter?

i was good in florida. i guess there's a first time for everything. but yea, i'm back which means the party is back in colorado. the day i get back if fucking hails...bitch. i'm up early because it's time to coach the chillins and teach them how to correctly get away with hooking and throw punches when no one's looking...i mean, basic hockey ( Read more... )

SilverSax33: yes, my dog at my underwear
dj number190: intriguing....so what are you doing about that?
SilverSax33: I'M GOING COMMANDO!!!

PumpUpValuum236: yea. velcro booty shorts kick ass

put two and two together.....

time to coach children's hockey.
*reminds self to forget about idolizing michael jackson*
just playin', bitches!