Comments | dj_ragnarok: St. Patrick was not Irish.

dj_ragnarok

St. Patrick was not Irish.

Mar 17, 2005 15:11

St. Patrick's Day ostensibly celebrates the canonised cunt's exhile of snakes from Ireland. Malarkey! There never were any snakes in Ireland. It is actually a celebration of the Irish being converted to the alien Eastern ways of Christianity ( Read more... )

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5beroptic March 17 2005, 15:08:38 UTC

man, I knew he wasn't short, you gotta be able to reach the bar to get your green beer.

dj_ragnarok March 17 2005, 15:24:51 UTC

Total non sequitur!

How many green beers have you had? ;)

5beroptic March 17 2005, 15:54:06 UTC

well, if were counting cherry coke right now than TWO! heh

ravennoir March 17 2005, 15:37:09 UTC

lol,we have a fookin green river over year.Bah,any excuse to pollute something.Mmmmm,Guinness:P

dj_ragnarok March 18 2005, 06:57:36 UTC

Guinness is good, but only rarely for me.

ravennoir March 18 2005, 13:03:25 UTC

only Guiness rarely,or beer in general? I'm a snob in that regards-I drink imported beer only when I do.

dj_ragnarok March 18 2005, 16:41:51 UTC

Only Guinness rarely. I get enough of that burnt flavor pretty quickly.

I'm a beer snob as well. Imported for me, with the exception of Shiner Bock which is made in a Czech style and only available in Texas.

My favorites are Newcastle and Chimay.

invisible_war March 17 2005, 15:50:49 UTC

I was curious to where this derived from, thanks!

dj_ragnarok March 18 2005, 06:58:14 UTC

No problem!

Pagan O'Leary was right. djthiskingdom March 17 2005, 15:58:39 UTC

Wyatt Kaldenberg, breaker of Geraldo's nose, once mentioned a book which claimed 'Patrick' was the son of a Jewish legionary for Rome and a Welsh whore. Would that I could remember its title.

Christians tried the same thing in India, a culture similar to heathen Ireland, and they were just killed outright without much to-do. There was supposedly some Druid prophecy (maybe it was just a minor one manipulated to later justify it but) that matched for time and tree/cross involvement, which gave the movement some headway, as well as a deity at least in the Celtic south of France/Gaul named Esus who had been hung on a tree, or something.

Re: Pagan O'Leary was right. dj_ragnarok March 19 2005, 12:27:36 UTC

I'd love to find that book.

I hadn't heard of that prophecy.

swissarmyknife March 17 2005, 17:05:25 UTC

nothing to celebrate here!

dj_ragnarok March 18 2005, 07:00:02 UTC

I imagine not, hehe.