Finally, validation

[dj_ricecake]

I finally found a reference to the theory (posited by Boston Mark) that Tom Cruise looks like a mutant. He only has one front tooth. Or 3, depending on how you want to count them. Maybe I should have gone as him for Halloween.

Here's a picture exhibiting the mutant:

Comments

[bagofpeppers]

I don't understand. Perhaps his teeth have been fused together? Or maybe it's a fashion statement.

[dj_ricecake]

If his teeth were fused together, he would have one extremely wide tooth in the middle, yet all his teeth seem normal-sized. I hope it's not a fashion statement.

"Why are your girlfriend's teeth so fucked up?!?" (with apologies to dankamongmen and juggernick if I got the quote wrong).