Fuck Marian

[dj_smeg]

     So, I'm here at the library and the fucking keyboard refuses to let me use the space bar.  When the guy opposite me sees me have some difficulty, he decides to go get the bitch a the desk to "help me".  She comes over, sees that I've got the space bar off and examining it, takes the piece and declares that obviously someone put it on backwards

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[sinless]

While I fully appreciate how annoying/homicide inducing that must have been, it reads as really funny from here.

But on a serious note, I doubt she's worth the jail time.

[dj_smeg]

But she'd make such a satisfying thud as she hit the ground.

[sinless]

Probably so.