You Are a Guy With An Apple


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so... recently someone i know went to the beach. After hanging out for a while, he decided to talk to a middle-aged man on the beach. The guy asked if he had ever been to Neptune Beach. My friend said no. The guy then politely asked if he wanted to go to Neptune with him. My friend said 'sure'. They happily jumped in his truck and were on ( Read more... )

im back now. ny was so freakin' boring. i worked 45 hrs. a week at a restaurant as a waitor. i was trained by an ugly firecrotched bitch named nikki. she quit about 2 weeks before i left. just my luck, a hot chick who was half italian and half puerto rican started workin the day i left. she was amazed when i asked, 'you're datin a 20 year old ( Read more... )

im leavin tomorrow morning for the whole fuckin summer. i'd have more fun in fl, but im gonna make some real money in ny so its all gravy. ill see ya'll in 3 months. if neone wants to hang out tonight, call me up bitches.

good news: i shot the potato gun again today; bad news: it blew up in my hand twice, the first time half the gun ended up in the water by the dock we were shooting it off of and the second time it landed on the dock and we fixed it in 15 minutes.

if i find out who put gum on my carpet, im gonna beat the fuck out of you!

was that even considered a party? more like a get together. thank you jon g. for showin up at 11 o'clock. thanx eric r. for hangin out afterwards (not). thanx rachel for hanging out for 20 minutes. thanx anny and irma for showin up at 10:40 and hangin out for 10 minutes. thanx eddie for showin up early and then waiting for jon at work for 2 ( Read more... )

its my birthday. i dont feel that good. i wish someone would come and spank me (sexually)! please

havent done much recently, just waitin for the semester to end on april 26, my birthday is april 29, and my party should be on may 1st, the party is not a definite yet and im not sure if one or two bands are gonna play, my mom is being her usual not cool self, but i am hoping for two, my parents will be home so it will be a 'drug-free environment' ( Read more... )