Scion - Petro Campaign - Session 122

[dj_yomi]

So, last time, I told you that we finished the first phase of our assault on the chaos factory, and it went resoundingly well. Thanks to Adam's magic, we were able to keep things quiet so that the titanspawn inside were unaware of their impending doom.

The next step, of course, was to go inside and finish the job. But I didn't think it would be a

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[penitent_tom]

I'd been working on the parody Gilbert & Sullivan lyrics off and on since before Christmas. Glad I finally got the chance to use 'em. And equally glad that they were appreciated by the other players.

[dj_yomi]

Hey T-Bone. Mind posting the lyrics for us?

[penitent_tom]

With pleasure. On the off chance that any of your readers are unfamiliar with the song in question, it's up on YouTube here. The part of the song we're interested in cuts in around the 30 second mark.

I am the very model of an awesome chaos deity
My friends all understand exactly what it is they see in me
I get things stuck inside your head and eas'ly change my clothes and face
But keep complete control unless my Bag o' Baka comes unlaced!

I am quite good at making people come 'round to my point of view
I've got a lot of bridges in the Everglades I'll sell to you
I'm lucky with the ladies, quite the font of masculinity
With power level equal to nine thousand plus infinity!