The Beginner's Guide To The Choir

[djadious]

In any choir, there are four voice parts: soprano, alto, tenor, and bass. Sometimes these are divided into first and second within each part, prompting endless jokes about first and second basses. There are also various other parts such as baritone, countertenor, contralto, mezzo-soprano, etc., but these are mostly used by people who are either

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[torque_spackey]

lol

where the hell did you find this??? it's so great! and mostly true, too. although I've always had a thing for basses... ^_^

Steve

[jenni_ballerini]

So I propose we hunt out this Steve fellow and stone him to death in the square. I wish there was another way to rebel against the situation, but the only solution I can come up with pretty much does away with all romantic prospects, even if they are only for the summer. grumble.

you know a lot about choir.

Re: Steve

[the_royal_sonia]

I love you more than life, pretty much.