Djadious: I've decided I want to be the guy who can get laid whenever he wants to, but I want to balance it with being the guy who isn't a jerk to anyone and has awesome friends and no stds
Djadious: you think that's managable?
GumballGem: um, not possible
Djadious: damn, you think?
GumballGem: in order to get laid whenever you want (by girls) you must
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