soft hairs? soft hairs!?! there are no goddamn soft hairs you nincompoop! those fucking prickly ass fucking needles that thrust into your cheek when you try to be schmaltzy and woo the cat! fuck cats! and steve, you need to feed that fucking cat of yours! you can feel every goddamn rib in it's ghastly north african body! that shit-stained little vaginal boil that runs around your room, stinking up the bed and jumping on my face when i'm trying to watch the simpsons! that festering little zit that tears the smile right from my face whenever i walk into the room! that fucking cat! that fucking no good little crab melting cat!
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