DJ Tom is in love,
Cute Goldberry's no longer his dove.
Who can this new beau be?
Why it's John! Old Tom's sweetie-pie!

Dj Tom was feeling glum
But then came Melkor with his fun
Tasteful modelling is the way to go
Old Tom could not say no

Dj Tom is feeling horny
He must use lines that are corny
Or if Goldberry is up for some
Wet and wild will be his fun

Old Tom now here stays
Branchin' out from his old ways
Now in haiku says

((ooc: *cringe* ahah that's such a lame rhyme. BAD Tom Bombadil. BAD))

Yo yo yo my face is hairy
Some might say that it's quite scary
But my clothes are rather neon
And I'm not in Kings of Leon

Yo yo yo Tom B is here
You trees and flowers needn't fear
For Old Tom loves you all
So long as you answer to his call.

Yo Yo Yo Bombadil's in da house,
Not elf, not man, not even a mouse.
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
In da hood with Old Man Willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
DJ Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow;
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.