First of a few posts tonight...

[djcyco]

Stolen from countless people. The authorities have been notified. :-P

Firsts[First job]: That I can remember? Probably as a cashier at Rickel's Home Center (the big place around here well before the days of Home Depot and Lowes

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[scienter]

Perhaps smashing his lunch box with his face may have done the trick. Oh wait, I keep forgetting...chicks like the cool, aloof types. Perhaps a better tack would have been to smile and wink, and then just walk away. Oh wait, chicks like sensitivity...you should have tearfully pledged your devotion right there! Oh wait...

I have just explained women. Huzzah!

(and I can't believe you sat through Purple Rain)

[djcyco]

I was going to smash his face with the lunch box. My friend Jay and his brother stopped me. Gee. Gang violence could have been pretty bad when I was five. :-P

I actually tried to go to her and ask her what she was doing. And before I got to her, this kid stepped in front of her and told me that she wanted to be with him. She had that look in her eyes too.

A smile and a wink wouldn't have gotten me anything. Didn't then, doesn't now.

Sensitivity? HA!!! I've done that. And I've already pledged my devotion to someone lately, and it's gotten me an up close and personal view of a wall.

Damn all you women. :-P

And yes I did sit through it. *making Prince-like squees* :-P