Before we begin..i acknowledge the fact that yes, i am a letch. a don juan. nympho. whichever. the majority of you know that. so jess making an honest man out of me from the outside viewer already seems odd...well...i acknowledge my own habits now..and well...they may not change. either way...the argument in point ( Read more... )

i bring to you...DAS PIPPENWEISEN. The tagline? Just when you thought it was safe to put Pip in your mouth.... XD!]

Cider will be started next week.

SOOOOooo ( Read more... )

Pricing out boiler, bottle, and otherwise prices. Going to be taking some of the empty ozarka 5 gallon tanks home with next weekend ( Read more... )

Times i praise it ( Read more... )

SHE MOVES DOWN AFTER A-KON! AND SHES WANTING LADIES PRONTO! MY PENIS REJOICES!

Im sitting in the airport terminal to head back to Dallas, and they have Fox news on ( Read more... )

*At acen helping answer questions at a mock How To Talk To Girls panel early in the morning a la skywalk XD*

Dont be too shy, they'll think your up to something.
Dont be too forward, they'll think your joking
Take heed from this parable!

What is the difference between rape and making love?

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Salesmanship, of course.

how the hell do you stave off sinus infections?

Ive been resting, drinking alot of fluids (sans alcohol) taking my meds on schedule and STILL it persists!

Is there some trick?

Had to call in on day 2 of my new job because well i cant move 2 feet without coughing up something neon and im off balance like a drunk.

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