Comments | djdiane: Have you already heard them all....?

djdiane

Have you already heard them all....?

Mar 02, 2005 22:10

I get over a hundred emails a day from listeners, so sometimes I feel like I've seen them all and once in a while I get one that tickles me enough to share it, even though you've probably heard it ( Read more... )

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voicetrack March 3 2005, 04:35:13 UTC

I've heard it, but its one of my all-time favorites, so I dont mind seeing it again.

djdiane March 3 2005, 04:37:26 UTC

My listeners keep telling me this one, but I don't get it:

You know how to keep a blonde in suspense?

No, how?

I'll tell ya later.

And then they hang up. I never did figure out what it was.

voicetrack March 3 2005, 04:42:20 UTC

Reminds me of the call I got from two girls way back in the day.

Them: Do you like hot blondes?
Me: Of Course I do!
Them: Well, thank god we're brunettes!

djdiane March 3 2005, 04:55:20 UTC

LOL! Party Marty will occasionally refer to his "member" (he's a redneck from Green County, so this is normal behavior) as "short, but not too big around."

Cracks me up. Also reminds me of a guy who sold himself short in that department to keep the girl from being disappointed, or so he said. But it worked, her low expectations were exceeded...lol!

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