djfox
Apr 04, 2006 12:45
I'M GOING TO ROLL UP MY DIPLOMA INTO A TUBE AND SET IT ON FIRE AND BLAST OFF
djfox
Apr 03, 2006 16:20
WHEN MIRRORS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL LOOK PRETTY AND WEAR MAKE UP
djfox
Apr 01, 2006 17:20
I'M A CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE!!! SQUIRT ME WITH FLUID AND LIGHT ME!!! *FOOMP* URF
djfox
Apr 01, 2006 16:44
I LIKE TO THINK MY RADIOACTIVE KITTY CAT HAS EIGHTEEN HALF-LIVES
djfox
Mar 30, 2006 16:20
Discovery 8:00pm. "Smart" dicks which suck themselves and also each other (Cc, Stereo)
djfox
Mar 30, 2006 15:50
FIRST I WILL CLONE MYSELF, THEN I WILL KILL MYSELF
djfox
Mar 28, 2006 19:40
"PAYPAL" SOUNDS LIKE A GAY PORNO DVD TO ME
djfox
Mar 28, 2006 19:00
SQUEEZING A PERFECT "S" OF TOOTHPASTE ALONG MY DICK AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH
djfox
Mar 25, 2006 11:30
I'M GOING TO VISUALLY INSPECT MY DOODLE FOR SIGNS OF VERBAL ABUSE
djfox
Mar 23, 2006 16:05
I WISH A CARTOONIST WOULD DRAW A STARBUCKS ON THE MOON!!! HILARIOUS!!(&*$