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This is The Misadventure of the Harry Potter Kids Episode two. Starring: Wannabe Gangsta Rupert Grint, Dan Radcliffe the metroman, and Emma the tough ass girl.
All things are jokes and this is definitely not based on the actors in real life for obvious reasons. Enjoy.
wannabespider88: yep so can I... dan would be like "Come on Emma you can do it, if you could kick a bunch of gangstas asses you couls soo take the govenator."
djkaos otcoswb: Rupert would be like "Dan's right Emma... you need to bust a cap in that freaky looking man's ass yo"
wannabespider88: "Rupert for once could u quit talkin like a gangsta all that yo stuff is gettin on my nerves"
djkaos otcoswb: "Dan don't take this personal. But I refuse to listen to a man who plucks his eyebrow YO!"
wannabespider88: *emma while stretchin* "Don't you two start arguin now wait till we get back on set"
djkaos otcoswb: "Fine" *glares at Dan* "Anyway your going to do fine Emma. Just don't listen to Dan's advice...cause he'll tell you to pull Arnold's hair"
wannabespider88: *glares back at rupert* "Just you wait till we get back on set Rupe don't think I won't bitchslap you again *emma glares at dan* I mean no bitchslappings baaad very bad *emma smiles again*"
djkaos otcoswb: *Rupert busts out laughing* "Man your so whipped."
wannabespider88: "I am not whipped am I Emma?" "Yeah you totally are Dan, not that Rupert can say anyhtin about it cause you know I got ur wannabe gangsta's ass whipped just as good"
djkaos otcoswb: *looks offended* "That is not true yo "
wannabespider88: *smirks* "Oh you know it is soo true Rupe, are you trying to balcktalk me or somthin?"
djkaos otcoswb: *looks defiant* "That is exactly what I'm talkin' about. Name one time I was whipped by you Emma? One time"
wannabespider88: *thinks for a sec* "Well, alright then fine your not as whipped as Dan is"
djkaos otcoswb: *jumps up an down* "HA! Dan's a woman we should all *looks at Dan* accept it"
wannabespider88: *looks offended* "I am NOT a woman!! I thought I told you not to call me a woman, what does that have to do with you not bein whipped anyway?"
djkaos otcoswb: "Because a MAN. Like myself, can stand up to Emma--who by the way is manlier than you. But don't get your panties in a twist dawg.. I'm just sayin' your girly"
wannabespider88: "Sayin I'm girly is one thing, but dude you just called me a woman."
djkaos otcoswb: "You are a woman......." *busts out laughing* "Emma help me out!"
wannabespider88: *trying to put it delicatley* "Dan's not a woman...technically, he's just...womanly. I mean Dan seriously all you need is some boobs and your a total woman"
wannabespider88: "Fine you know what I'm not talking to either of you" *sits down pouting*
djkaos otcoswb: *busts out laughing* "Told you, man don't get all huffy. That's you. Embrace your inner womanhood" *laughs more and falls off his chair*
wannabespider88: *not looking at rupert* "Still not talking to you, I can't hear you*plugs up ears* LALALALA LA."
djkaos otcoswb: *looks at Emma* "what should we do about the 'la la' girl here? "
wannabespider88: "I'll take care of it later, they just called me to the fight *looks at dan* Dan DAN, I know you can hear me, look I gotta go kick some govenator ass right now."
djkaos otcoswb: "YES SHE DOES!! Don't worry emma you'll do fine.. give em' your right hook.... I still have pain from that one you gave me six months ago.. OW"
wannabespider88: "Yeah sorry bout that one Rupe, but you know you made me do it." *walks away and into the ring to fight the govenator*
djkaos otcoswb: "She's hot ya know that Danny boy. Too bad she scares the shit out of me and you like men"
wannabespider88: "Yeah I know...hey I don't just like men...wait I'm not talking to you"
djkaos otcoswb: *laughs so hard* "You just admitted you like men, and you talked to me. I have to say... I'm good.... oh look Emma's beatin' on Arnold"
wannabespider88: "Emma, emma she's our girl uh...beatin on Arnold...Yeah go Emma!" *jumps up and down*
djkaos otcoswb: *looks at Dan with a smartass smirk* "Soooooo you like men?"
wannabespider88: "Don't you smirk at me like that, you weren't smirkin like that when you thought I grabbed your ass."
djkaos otcoswb: *looks scared* "Man I totally forgot about that"
wannabespider88: "WOOH GO EMMA!!! did you see that right hook she just gave him"
wannabespider88: "You don't have any proof I like men anyway"
djkaos otcoswb: "yes, you grabbed my ass"
wannabespider88: "I told you that wasn't me,*rolls his eyes*really Rupe your not my type I mean you woudln't be if i liked men...which I don't"
djkaos otcoswb: "you so do.. are you attracted to me or emma?"
wannabespider88: "I refuse to say anything else about who I do or do not find attractive *crosses legs and watches fight like he doesn't see rupert*
wannabespider88: "Emma really is beatin on the Govenator." ANNOUNCER GUY:
"One-two-three, and the winner is Emma Watson!!!!"
djkaos otcoswb: "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
wannabespider88: *runs into the ring* "I knew you could do it Emma!!!" *out of breath* "Oh, so you're talking again LA LA boy."
wannabespider88: "yeah to you anyway..."
djkaos otcoswb: "Dan's mad cause I got him to admit he likes blokes"
wannabespider88: *burts out laughin "Did u really Dan, no really it's alright, I don't mind if you prefer men." "I didn't admit I like guys!!"
djkaos otcoswb: "yes you did. Just admit it yo, seriously man embrace it---and don't touch me. And Emma man Arnold still hasn't gotten up, you killed his motherfucking ass. Congrats yo"
wannabespider88: "Thanks, nothin to it really Arnold isn't half as tough as he looks...he's like you and your gangsta stuff all talk really."
djkaos otcoswb: *glares at Emma* "Why you hatin' on me? I complimented you and your hatin' on me. I see how it is."
wannabespider88: "I'm just pickin don't get ur knickers in a twist. *looks over at Dan* and Dan I kinda knew you liked fellas...remember that time I walked in on you and your eyebrow plucker Juan?"
wannabespider88: *looks shocked* "I told you that Juan guy came onto me"
djkaos otcoswb: *looks at Emma* "I don't wear knickers yo" *then looks at Dan* "You and Juan? Damn, I always knew there was something shady goin on between the two of you"
wannabespider88: "There wasn't anything goin on with me and Juan, he came onto me, I was tryin to get him to back off I swear. Our relationship is purley proffesional." *shakes her head* "Dan it's alright really we're your friends we won't poke fun at you just cause your gay...at least I won't I dunno about Rupe"
djkaos otcoswb: "I don't care if you gay Dan. I really don't. But as for not making fun of ya..... never. The image of you and Juan though gives a new meaning to eyebrow plucking"
wannabespider88: *looks disgusted* "Ugh Rupe I did NOT need that mental image." "Alright fine I kind...sorta like guys...there you happy now, but i don't think i'm totally gay." *looks at emma and rupert for response*
djkaos otcoswb: *laughs* "Name a girl you want a tap" *emma glares at Rupert* "Fine name a girl you are attractive to sexually"
wannabespider88: "that's better, you need to talk with respect towards women, when your around me at least" *looks over at dan* "well one girl I find attractive is...um...Emma, you're really attractive in a you could kick my ass if you wanted to kinda way."
wannabespider88: *looks flattered* "aww dan that was so sweet."
djkaos otcoswb: "So let me get this straight... your attracted to Emma because of her manly personality trait? Not her legs, or her breasts, or her giggle but because she could kick your ass? Yeah he's gay"
wannabespider88: "No not just because of that she is really hot too...like..um..you've got a really nice ass Emma. *looks at rupert* you just had to make it like i only like her for being manly, beng tough like her isn't being manly at all."
djkaos otcoswb: "Looks at Emma, you know I didn't mean that your manly yo. I only meant that it seems like Dan likes you for traits that men possess too such as strength and an ass" *chuckles*
wannabespider88: *sigh* "Yeah whatever Rupe, you know what I'm gonna go know so you two can discuss how manly I am or aren't see ya later. And Dan uh...glad u like my ass."
djkaos otcoswb: *glares at Dan* "EMMA!! Man don't walk away you know I don't think your manly yo. I think your very girly, very scary, and uhh yeah pretty ya know. I'm just saying that the traits that he finds attractive about you aren't ya know.... Dan I would ask you to help me, but I know you won't... so nevermind"
wannabespider88: *rolls her eyes* "Yeah uh-huh I know, I'm very pretty and stuff, yet waay more manly than Dan at the same time. Now really I'm going back to the locker room to change out of these sweaty clothes." *walks away*
djkaos otcoswb: *Arnold starts to gets up and growls like a animal* *Rupert turns around and screams* "Uhhh Dan ----- we should probably chase after Emma .. like now yo"
wannabespider88: "Here we go again, running away from some other big guy, at least this time it wasn't cause you pissed him off." *runs before arnold can catch them*
djkaos otcoswb: "Hey why y'all hatein on me" *bangs Emma's dresser door* "EMMA OPEN UP YOUR TWO FAVORITE MEN.... YOUR FAVORITE MAN AND YOUR FAVORITE PARTIAL MAN NEED SHELTER!!"
wannabespider88: *shouts out the door* "HOLD UP A SEC I"M GETTIN DRESSED!" *bangs on door* "Seriously Em, this is like a life or death situation we got here. We got a pissed off Govenator bout to chase after us."
djkaos otcoswb: *turns around and sees Arnold* "Uhhh hi um Govenator uhhh whoa. Your actually not as tall as I thought you were. No wonder Emma kicked your ass yo"
wannabespider88: *arnold growls like an angry dog* "Emma, emma any second would be nice." *emma steps out and knocks out arnold with one punch*
djkaos otcoswb: "That was bloody wicked yo!"
wannabespider88: "It was nothing really, now I think it's about time we get up outta here."
djkaos otcoswb: "yes yes.. cause Dan's eyebrows are looking a bit natural again." *chuckles*
wannabespider88: *looks at rupert* "You know what I'm just gonna let that one go this time, I'll get you back later." *limo pulls up*
djkaos otcoswb: *laughs* "Right.. lets go back to our trailors cause I got some toothless hos I need to deal with" *rubs hands together*
wannabespider88: "Rupe could you not call those toothless girls you hang out with hos?" *gets in limo*
djkaos otcoswb: *gets in limo after Emma* "Sure I can call them whores... just kiddin'. I'm going to go to sleep" *lays down on the seat and closes eyes*
wannabespider88: *Dan gets in limo last and closes door* "how does he fall asleep so fast? It's kinda a weird, look he's already snorin." "Who cares Dan I'm tired." *limo drives off into the night*