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Apr 30, 2010 00:05


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shirenu April 30 2010, 07:33:11 UTC
You will have little DEVIL TURTLES, HOHOHOO

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djkc April 30 2010, 13:10:10 UTC
No, no we won't. This is all so that she doesn't hold the eggs in and die. As soon as the eggs are out she's being relocated and they're being aborted. Or possibly made into soup if there are any turtle egg recipes out there.

Advice on breeding your own turtles basically boils to "Don't." They are prodigious in their breeding in the wild so there's no need to worry about that, and there are too many health risks to the female in captivity.

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shirenu April 30 2010, 14:01:06 UTC
You're ruining my harmless joke with all this factual information T____T

I FORGIVE YOU THOUGH, FOR IT IS FOR THE GOOD OF THE TURTLES

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djkc May 8 2010, 02:06:51 UTC
But I ruined it with turtle abortions. That should make any joke better, shouldn't it?

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