Scattered showers and thunderstorms tomorrow?? I'm supposed to be moving tomorrow! Fuuuuuuck.

Gaaaah. How did I manage to accrue so much crap over the years?? I'm seriously like thisclose to renouncing my possessions and becoming a Tibetan monk.

Ed Harris has super, super hairy shoulders.

Has anyone ever heard of this contest in which you switch or add letters to a word, and then give it a humorous new meaning? I forget who runs it, like the New York Times or Washington Post or something? Ring any bells?

( Creeeeeeepy. )

There's some auto repair college called Universal Technical Institute that actively advertises as "UTI." I'm sorry but: ahahahahahaha.

Happy birthday to meeeeeee!

Last night I encountered a roach the size of a small apple in my bedroom. I am not exaggerating. It was seriously the biggest mothafucking roach-- like something out of a sci-fi movie-- that I have ever seen, and considering the fact that I live in NYC, that's saying a lot. I actually stared at it in grotesque awe for a while before killing it ( Read more... )

After two days of sleeping on and off for 20 hours, migraines, and my body generally being like, "Wait a sec-- You've put me through hell all semester!" I have emerged and am back out in the world. I even spent the past four hours at various libraries, working on the Atlanta pornography paper I'm preparing for publication (Now say that four times ( Read more... )

Oprah's doing a special on America's Best Cakes. Dear GOD. Why do you do this to me, Oprah?? WHY?!?!?