my first day at moxley's was yesterday. it was pretty nice. some crazy old lady was bein rude so i spit in her eye. then her stupid grandson kept on yellin about wanting chocolate ice cream so i ate the ice cream in front of him and spit it in his eye, too. cuz that's what happens when you try and fuck with me. uh huh.

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so i adopted a cat with my dad a lil while ago and he is adorable. his name is mika and his face is all flat. i had to go get him neutered and in the car ride back to my dad's he was leaving little drops of blood on the seats. it was pretty nasty. i called the vet place and they said that "it's normal for him to have lil drops of blood come from ( Read more... )

my computer is not working right. i tried to fill out my fafsa online but it wouldn't work. i'm gonna have to do it the old fashioned way and tie it to a pigeon. god i'm so lazy.

i'm 18 now. weeeeeeeeeeeeh! i still have not been carded for cigarettes yet. i wanna just ask the clerks if they wanna see my id but i'd rather not push it. 18. ima buy a cigar and a lottery ticket. maybe i'll win the lottery and then die the next day of lung cancer.

i kicked my mom in the boob this morning. she came into my room at like 6 and tried to get in the bed with me cuz my room is warm and the house is cold cuz the heat isn't working. i really don't like it when she touches me. especially when she tries to lay in my bed while i'm already in it. it was ok when i was 2 and i was too scared to sleep by ( Read more... )

college can suck my butt. so can just about everybody else. i got a journal yesterday. i didn't write in it. i just drew little pictures and taped stuff in it. i was going to buy a conversational japanese tape instead, but then chickened out.

very very bored. oh god i need to get out of the house. this is killing me. i've been laying around the house all day watching tv. i feel like a huge blob of nothing. this has been the loneliest christmas so far. i hope angela gets back from her family stuff soon cuz i wanna go out and see big fish.

shoveling always makes me sad, cuz it's always me and everybody's dads outside shoveling while the rest of our families are inside watching tv and eating food. it's cool, cuz i get to talk and cuss with all of the neighborhood dads. we talk about cars and sports and they ask me what their daughters would want for christmas. i feel like a man. ( Read more... )

last night i went to the diner with jenny and then since we had nothing better to do we decided to go to sound garden and everything was closed. the big christmas tree was already up and some guy was putting it all together but when we walked by the man was not there and one of the huge fuscia christmas ornament balls was lying on the ground and i ( Read more... )