I have trouble saying Voices of Masada. I always say Voices of Masala.

Some people find that amusing. (well ChrisT did)

I'm glad. So do I. (once I realise I've said it).

I'm better now. I have beaten the man flu with a big stick. It took courage and at times I thought I would not pull through. I am a hero!

But where's my ticker tape parade and medal?

Hrmph!

For my next heroic adventure, I will vacuum the living room.

....on open access 3, explaining the rules of Rock Stardom.

Genius!

I'm not sure if anyone will know what I'm on about here but Wild Willi Beckett and the Psycho Surgeons played a large part in shaping my mis-spent youth. I saw the crazy genius at Scunthorpe Baths Hall, and on TV in his bubble, many years ago and am saddened to hear that he is no longer with us.

http://www.myspace.com/psychosurgeonsuk

He IS a legend ( Read more... )

Ring posh customer (located in middle England of course) just after gulping down wads of hot coffee.

Try not to burp at them.

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I predict that in 10 years time Russel Brand shall be the daytime host of 'The Price is Right' and telling the kids 'not to do drugs'.

Whilst perusing Amazon for a truck to cart my synths about on (because theyre made from girders don't you know), I came accross this.

Another Spinal Tap moment?

Yup, Measured in inches instead of feet, photo is actual size folks. ;)

.........haaaarrr........haaaarrrrr

Here's those dirty grebomeisters the 'Gaye Bikers on Acid'.

REPOSTED FROM DJMIDNIGHTS JOURNAL.

Reposted from Dino's original post and then lifted from jess on myspace

LOOK IF YOU CANT BE BOTHERED READING ALL THIS JUST GO HERE AND SIGN THE PETITION

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/licensing

The Government have recently passed laws in the UK to try and suppress live music and dance. Pubs which could previously offer ( Read more... )