It's 6am. You are very tired. The snooze button is taunting you with it's luscious lips and sexy thighs. But, oh no, do not touch it! Maybe you should concentrate on the fact that your head is pulsating, maybe you're saying that was one glass of wine too much last night? The alarm clock does not care about you or your well being. It continues to ( Read more... )

Shigeru Miyamoto is truly a gem in today's world. Believe me, this man is an absolute genius and wonderfully creative. He is also a genuine person, and a pure spirit. Despite being a mega celebrity in the gaming industry, he lives a truly humble lifestyle. The reason why I am going to talk about him in my livejournal is (besides the fact that he is ( Read more... )

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Virgins are great. Unreasonable Men LOVE to defy virgins. They lend ( Read more... )

This entry starts with a small excerpt from a short story. Then comes my own words.

This excerpt is taken from The Green Door by O'Henry

Pure adventure. Would you accept it? Not you. You would flush with embarrassment; you would sheepishly drop the roll and continue down Broadway, fumbling feebly for the missing button. This you would do unless ( Read more... )

I was never the biggest cigar fan. Then a group of friends and myself were invited to a cocktail party thrown by a few of my freinds (girls). So I decided to run with it and wear my FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR SUIT to the occasion. It wasn't complete. I wasn't satirically mocking upper class society enough. Then it dawned on me. We all got cigars ( Read more... )

So, being a New Year and all, I decided this would be high time to talk about how much ass I kicked in 2005. 2005 was truly the greatest year of my life. Since the title of this journal is -Grandmasters Unite!- I also encourage other grandmasters to share how much ass they kicked in 2005 as well. 2005 was officially the year were I bursted out of ( Read more... )

So, it's a couple of days before Christmas and instead of smelling like wreaths, eggnog, fireplace and mistletoe, I decided this year's Christmas should wreak of musk. Especially with Bone coming down later ( Read more... )

The Elder God's put me on. They have chosen me. I have come to lead.

(real update coming soon)

I joined a gym yesterday with my buddy Mike to begin some bodily training throughout the winter. However, upon signing up they give you a free t-shirt. Cool, I thought to myself, nothing wrong with a free shirt. However, the t-shirt is one of the most horribly offensive shirts possible. It's so offensive that I will not even wear it. It has a huge ( Read more... )