What I need.

[djnub]

I admit it, I am a shitty person, but I still have needs and I will still try to find a way to meet them. My needs are

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[headless]

those are understandable needs.
i love you nub.

[devinuseless]

All I can offer is an enduring love, forged strongly enough that our months and years apart won't make me forget my best friend. When I'm not there in person, I'd like to think that I'm there in spirit.

I quit Bed Bath and Beyond, so my free time just widened. I'll give you a call sometime soon.

[sparkler999]

Sex is a biological thing. No need for anyone to try to make you feel guilty about wanting it.

[xlordnikonx]

"I need to get laid. Its been a damn long time, and it makes me on edge. This is the longest I've gone since I lost my virginity freshmen year. I really want to eat some pussy. I miss the taste. I want to feel myself inside of a woman again."

WHAT THE FUCK!? Now...Here's the deal nub I don't like you any less as a friend for you saying this I mean hell I like the taste of sweet sweet woman myself. But it's been three years since I've last been with a woman...getting laid for a week isn't going to kill you. So umm dude STOP BEING A PUTZ! Hate me if you want...but like I said I don't think any less of you

[wombanne]

"Make sure you only eat pussy that has teeth. That way the pussy has a chance to try and eat you instead."